Class Action Down South
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"
 
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
 
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries2 with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
 
"Sure is, Bubba."
 
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
 
"Yep."
 
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"
 
"That's right," said the lawyer."
 
"But why are you asking?"
 
"Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin1 I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I'd been hanging out with?" on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over the pulpit and boomed, "Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleave3 to the woof of your mouf!"


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1 kin 22Zxv     
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
参考例句:
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
2 arteries 821b60db0d5e4edc87fdf5fc263ba3f5     
n.动脉( artery的名词复数 );干线,要道
参考例句:
  • Even grafting new blood vessels in place of the diseased coronary arteries has been tried. 甚至移植新血管代替不健康的冠状动脉的方法都已经试过。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • This is the place where the three main arteries of West London traffic met. 这就是伦敦西部三条主要交通干线的交汇处。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 cleave iqJzf     
v.(clave;cleaved)粘着,粘??;坚持;依恋
参考例句:
  • It examines how the decision to quit gold or to cleave to it affected trade policies.论文分析了放弃或坚持金本位是如何影响贸易政策的。
  • Those who cleave to the latter view include many conservative American politicians.坚持后一种观点的大多是美国的保守派政客。
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